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I’ll get the tweezers

Yeah, I know the Conchords aren’t everyone’s cup of tea but DAMN! Here is someone who REALLY doesn’t like them! From all stuff that sucks.

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Discussion

3 comments for “I’ll get the tweezers”

  1. Posted by Punken | September 12, 2007, 4:33 am

    Ouch.. so mean. Me thinks he’s jealous =P

  2. Posted by kimadog | September 12, 2007, 11:54 am

    Nah, not jealous, just a different sense of humor. But to spend that much bandwidth trashing them like that–off with his head! :twisted:

  3. Posted by Jemainiac | September 12, 2007, 10:30 pm

    “I’ll get the tweezers” indeed…. :mrgreen: Subtle, to the point, and he soooo asked for it! I’ll help you with those tweezers — though the thought of *any* intimate physical contact with said tasteless dweeb makes me cringe!

    Keeping things in perspective, I think it’s important for us to take that so-called review from whence it comes. To wit:

    “I’d rather pluck hairs out of my asshole then [SIC] watch this show again” (What a funny, clever, appetizing image! Wonder if we can teach Hairybutt the difference between “then” and “than” while we’re working those tweezers?)

    “I found his stories of his first week of school more entertaining then [SIC] that clip” (See my comment above.)

    “apparently that’s an awsome [SIC] line” (Not as awesome as Hairybutt’s spelling ability!)

    “I would probably laugh more if I ever found out I had testicular cancer” (Ooooo, yet another hilarious and profoundly clever image. I guess “funny as a crutch” is too outdated…. and as everyone knows, cancer references are a sure-fire way to get a laugh.)

    the same size Schroder [SIC] from Peanuts uses (It’s “Schroeder”, of course — but then again, I wouldn’t expect someone with Hairybutt’s Neanderthal concept of humor to understand the compassionate outlook and wry subtleties of the late, great Charles Schulz.)

    Bret and Jermaine [SIC], do the whole world a favor, and stick to performing in front of the crowd of 15 hippies who are stoned out of their minds, or else this guy may come after you looking for his gig from the 90’s back (Uh, if you’re gonna trash someone, at least learn to spell his name right. And in case Hairybutt has been living under a rock — which apparently he has — someone ought to tell him that Weird Al’s popularity is bigger than ever nowadays, especially on the web.)

    ‘Nuff said…. I’m with Punken on the “jealous” verdict. And, for the record, I’ve seen negative reviews of FOTC that were far more literate, analytical, and non-mean-spirited.

    Pass the tweezers, Nicole, and don’t forget the rubber gloves, disinfectant, and noseclips!

    Your appreciative Conchordian compadre,
    Jemainiac

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