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Episode 11 - The Actor Lyrics

Lyrics to Cheer up Murray and Frodo

Cheer up Murray

Cheer up Murray
Don’t let it get you down
Pick yourself up off the ground
It’s gonna be alright
Cheer up Murray
You look a little sad
Your life ain’t so bad
Just think of all the good times
Remember your 33rd birthday
You threw a great big party
And all of your friends were there for you
Jemaine, Greg, and me
We brought you a cake in the shape of a four and a three
‘cause we all thought you were forty three
You got a dog
He loves you Murray
It’s one hell of a dog
It’s an English bulldog
And you’ve got a car
Don’t you Murray
It’s an ’03 Accord
Only one previous owner
And you’ve got a job
You’ve got all of your limbs
You’ve got a sensitive nose
And you do Tae Kwon Do
You’re good at matching your ties to your clothes
You’ve got a wife
Though she comes and goes
Some people don’t return your calls
They don’t return your calls
People will call you Gingerballs
They’ll call you Gingerballs
Those people don’t know what they see
They just see Gingerballs
Gingerballs
Cheer up Murray
It’s time to forget
Your wife met someone on the net
Let’s go and get an ice cream
Cheer up Murray
So nothing goes your way
It’s the same every day
Well, tomorrow is another day…

Frodo

JEMAINE AND BRET
Frodo, don’t wear the ring.
I know it’s very tempting.
Yes, you will appear to disappear,
But the dark riders they’ll know you’re there.
Yes, Lord Sauron has many spies…
EUGENE
(as Saruman)
Many spies, have many eyes…
JEMAINE AND BRET
One ring to bind them, to find them,
One ring to rule them all,
One ring to bind them, one to find them,
One ring to rule them ALLLLLLL!!!
Yea, Little Frodo!
You’ve got to rule them, Frodo, rule them with the ring Come on ruuuule them
with your ring!
EUGENE
(as Saruman)
Lord Sauron has many spies, beasts and birds.
MEL
(as Arwen)
If you want him, come and claim him!
BRET
(as Frodo)
Do they, Gandalf?
MURRAY
(as Gandalf)
I am not a conjurer of cheap tricks!
JEMAINE
(as Sam)
I can’t carry the ring
But I can carry you, Mr. Frodo.
DAVE
(as Aragorn)
You have my sword,
BRET
(as Legolas)
And my bow,
DAVE
(as Gimli)
And my axe!
MEL
(as Arwen)
Noro nim mish fir mar nim nor!
JEMAINE
(as Sam)
Mordor…
DAVE
(as Aragorn)
We’ll never make it.
There’s thousands of them and only nine of us…
BRET
(as Frodo with ring)
Ohhhh…
DAVE
(as Aragorn)
We made it…
BRET
(as Frodo)
Hurray, we made it.
BRET AND JEMAINE
Yo Frodo, what you doin’ wearing the ring?
All powerful jewelry, is that your new thing?
I know it’s hard when you’re little more than 3 foot 4
Your little ass so close to the floor.
Trying to lead the fellows to the gates of Mordor
The Fellowship!
(Yea the fellowship)
I don’t rap about bitches and hos,
I rap about witches and trolls,
just passing on the words of the Elven king,
Wisdom to all
Frodo! Don’t wear the ring!
JEMAINE AND BRET
Frodo don’t wear the ring,
The magical bling bling,
You’ll never be the Lord of the Rings

From: HBO.com