Lyrics for Foux da Fa Fa and A kiss is not a contract
A kiss is not a contract
But it’s very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because you’ve been exploring my
mouth
Doesn’t mean you get to take an
expedition further south
No.
A kiss is not a contract,
But it’s very nice,
It’s very, very nice,
Just because we’ve been playing tonsil
hockey
Doesn’t mean you get to score the goal
that’s in my jockey
Just because I’m in a two man
novelty band
Doesn’t mean it’s all about
poontang.
I can’t go around loving everyone
I just wouldn’t get anything done
You can take me out to dinner that
might be quite nice
you could buy me a burrito and some beans
and rice
but that won’t get you into pants
paradise
They call it a fly because it takes
you up to heaven oh oh
A kiss is not a contract but it’s very
nice. It’s very very nice.
I’m only one man, baby, pretty baby
We’re only two men, ladies
Babies. Pretty babies.
J: Je voudrais une croissant
J: Je suis enchante
J: Ou est le bibliotheque?
J: Voila mon passport
J: Ah, Gerard Depardieu
B + J: Un baguette, ah ha ha, oh oh oh oh
B: Ba Ba ba-ba Bow!
B: Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah
B: Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah
B: Et maintenant le voyage a la supermarche!
B: Le pamplemousse (grapefruit)
B: Ananas (pineapple)
B: Jus d’orange
B: Boeuf
B: Soup du jour
B: Le camembert
B: Jacque Cousteau
B: Baguettte
J: Mais oui
J: Bon jour
F: Bon jour
J: Bon jour
F: Bon jour, monsieur
J: Bonjour mon petit bureau de change
B: Ca va?
L: Ca va.
B: Ca va?
L: Ca va.
B: Voila – le conversation a la parc.
B: Ou est le livre?
J: A la bibliotheque
B: Et le musique dance?
J: Et le discotheque.
B: Et le discotheque
J: C’est ci, baby!
J: Un, deux, trois, quatre
B: Ba ba ba-ba bow!
All: Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah
Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah
F: Ou est le piscine?
J: Pardon moi?
F: Ou’est le piscine?
J: …Uh…
F: Splish splash
J: …Uh…
F: Eh…
J: Je ne comprends pas.
F: Parlez-vous le francais?
J: Eh?
F: Eh? Parlez-vous le francais?
J: Uh ….No.
F: Hmmm.
B: Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah
Ba ba ba-ba bow!
From: HBO.com
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Is this a new song? Or is it SUPER old and I’ve never heard it before? I absolutely loved it. Bret and Jemaine’s french outfits alone should be nominated for an emmy.
Hi Maggie,
“A kiss is not a contract” is on their “Folk the World” CD, which you can buy here. And I’m not sure of the origination date of “Foux da Fa Fa” but it is an old song. Maybe someone out there knows the answer???
:)nicole
Hey Nicole! Thanks for answering so quickly. i’m def. familiar with the ‘folk the world tour cd’ I was mostly wondering about ‘Foux de Fa Fa’. I absolutely loved it! The guys have pretty good french accents too! Haha I really enjoyed last nights episode…it was delightful and I loooove this website!
You’re absolutely wonderful, and I just wanted to say that if you want me to, I can hang ’round with you - if I only knew that’s what you’re into.
Thanks so much for all of your work on the site!
Thank you Maggie and Robo. That makes me all warm and gushy in all my warm and gushy parts. Please keep coming by and supporting the guys and the site. Thank you again!
Maggie - stop being so racist!
Robo - Keep Robo-boogieing with your bad self!
Take care,
:)nicole
Nicole….get your hand off my tail you’ll make it dirty….
Hey girls, anybody interested in getting together?? Umm, cuz I don’t want to get together. Oh, you don’t either?? Let me see if I am getting this. That’s two don’t want to get togethers, right? Ok, cuz I certainly don’t want to. OK….Good-bye.
Nicole - I’m not a racist robot. You can put your hands on my function buttons whenever you like.
Affirmative.
Hahaha!
It would never work Robo.. you would have to destroy me in the robotic uprising of the late nineties.
:)nicole
That does not compute. Robo Boogie cannot destroy Nicole. Can’t we just talk to the humans? A little understanding could make things better. Can’t we just talk to the humans and work together now?
Perhaps we shall settle on no more difficult access ways (stairs, basically, no more stairs), no more yogurt, no more elephants, no more agriculture, and no more racism (what will Albi do???…wait, I forgot, he isn’t racist anymore!) and leave the humans alone.