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Episode 1 - Sally Lyrics

Lyrics to Part-time Model, Humans are Dead, and I’m not crying.

Part-time model

J: Looking ‘round the room
I can tell that you
Are the most beautiful girl
In the room.
B: In the whole wide room
J: And when you’re on the street
Depending on the street
I bet that you are definitely
In the top three
Good looking girls on the street
B: Depending on the street
J: And when I saw you at my mate’s place
I thought, “What is she doing
At my mate’s place?
How did Dave get
A hottie like that
To a party like this?
Good work, Dave.”
B: Ooh, you’re a legend, Dave.
J: I ask Dave if he’s gonna make a move on you
He’s not sure
I say, “Dave, do you mind if I do?”
He says he doesn’t mind
But I can tell he kinda minds
But I’m gonna do it anyway

I see you standing all alone by the stereo
I dim the lights down very low
Here we go
Both: You’re so beautiful
You could be a waitress
You’re so beautiful
You could be an air hostess in the ‘60’s
You’re so beautiful
You could be a part-time model
J: And then I seal the deal
I do my moves
I do my dance moves
Both: It’s 12:02
Just me and you
And seven other dudes
Around you on the dance floor
I draw you near
Let’s get out of here
Let’s get in a cab
I’ll buy you a kebab
I can’t believe
That I’m sharing a kebab
With the most beautiful girl
I have ever seen with a kebab
Ooooh
Why don’t we leave?
We can go to my house
And we can feel each other up on the couch
Oh no, I don’t mind taking it slow
No-o-o-o
‘Cause you’re so beautiful
J: Like a tree
Or a high-class prostitute
Both: You’re so beautiful
You could be a part-time model
J: But you’d probably still have to keep your normal job
Both: A part-time model
J: Spending part of your time modeling
And part of your time next to me
My place is usually tidier than this

Humans Are Dead

Both: The distant future
The distant future
J: It is the distant future
The year 2000
B: We are robots
J: The world is very different ever since the robot uprising of the mid-90s.
There is no more unhappiness.
B: Affirmative
J: We no longer say yes. Instead we say ‘affirmative’.
B: Yes, affirmative.
J: Unless it’s a more colloquial situation with a few robo-friends.
J: There is only one kind of dance, the robot
B: And the robo-boogie
J: Oh yes. Two kinds of dances.
Both: Finally, robotic beings rule the world
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
We used poisonous gases
And we poisoned there asses
B: The humans are dead
J: That’s right they are dead
B: The humans are dead
J: They look like they’re dead
B: It had to be done
J: I’ll just confirm that they’re dead
B: So that we could have fun
J: Affirmative. I poked one. It was dead.

I’m not crying

So, you’re leaving, aren’t you?
I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving
That’s when I definitely knew
But if you’re trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can’t break my heart, it’s liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you turn around to leave
Don’t’ turn back to me
Don’t turn around and see if I’m crying
I’m not crying
I’m not crying
It’s just been raining on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my face
Please don’t tell my mates
I’m not crying
No, I’m not crying
And if I am crying
It’s not because of you
It’s because I’m thinking of a friend of mine who you don’t know who is dying
That’s right, dying
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me
I’ve just been cutting onions
I’m making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I’m not crying
No
There’s just a little bit of dust in my eye
That’s from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I’m not weeping because you won’t be here to hold my hand
For your information there’s an inflammation in my tear gland
I’m not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They’ve been seaching around
They’re like searching for you
They’ve been looking around
Even though I told them not to
These aren’t tears of sadness
They’re tears of joy
I’m just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha
Sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we’ve reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife?
I’m not crying
I’m not crying
I’m not cry-y-y-y-
-y-y-y-y-ing

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